The Black Dahlia Murder

As the Burger Boy would say, "wow." The insane tee you never knew you wanted finally exists. A tee that looks like a metal vest covered in parody mash up logos of The Black Dahlia Murder band and member names' smashed up with some of their favorite bands. Even if you never plan on wearing this you probably need one just to prove to your friends that it exists cause these will not be printed again. Custom cut n' sew sublimated print tees. Please note these tees are 100% polyester and not cotton.

Art by Daggersforteeth

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A bug eyed, Rat Fink-esque Cthulhu riding a motorcycle with "If you can read this, the witch fell off" on the back. Inspired by the classic biker tee saying. 2-sided, full color print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Jvan Machado.

Deflorate 10 Year Anniversary shirt featuring a stark take on Tony Koehl's original album art. 3-color print on Gildan Heavy tees. Limited one time print of 300 pieces.

Art by Branca Studio

The Deflorate Empress in her throne in honor of the Deflorate 10 Year Anniversary. Art on the back and The Black Dahlia Murder logo with Deflorate text on the ledt breast. 2-sided, yellow print. Black version on Gildan Heavy tees, desert camo version or Rothco tees. Limited one time print of 200 black tees and 100 desert camo tees.

Art by Johan Ulrich

Logo on the front and Detroit D on the back all filled with skulls and bones. 2-sided, one color print. Black version on Gildan Heavy tees, white version on Fruit Of The Loom tees.

Art by Mark Riddick.

A putrid, tangled mess of rats and gore around a skull on the front and flies with"our millions shall be one in cess and filth" on the back from the song Verminous. 2-sided glow-in-the-dark and fluorescent green print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Lucas Korte

A classic Dan Mumford design brought back! This was one of the classic monster designs he did for the band and was originally printed on white tees and never got the black tee print he intended til now. Limited to 250 pieces! Full color print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Dan Mumford

A classic Dan Mumford design brought back! This design was originally on hoodies during the Deflorate album and has not been reprinted since then or ever on a tee. Limited to 250 pieces! Full color print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Dan Mumford

Based on the song Removal Of The Oaken Stake off the album Verminous. Features a vampire skeleton in a coffin with a stake through the heart on the front and Death Returns To Life lyrics on the back. One color print on black Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Daniel Shaw

A giant rat and it's brethren carry a corpse through the sewers on the front while a rotting corpse floats on the back with "we are the ones that time's forgotten" text on the back from the song Verminous. 2-sided print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Lucas Korte

A slime grows alone in the dark sewers beneath this world. One color print on black Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Lucas Korte

The gloriously slimy and ruinous cover art to Verminous on the front and Welcome Unto This Wretched Underworld text back print. 2-sided print on Gildan Heavy tees.

Art by Juanjo Castellano

The classic Wolfman design. Full color print on standard tees.

Art by Dan Mumford.